A librarian from a different town mailed us several books with the following note. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
"These were just returned to us by "John Smith's" landlord several months after he was arrested and sentenced to 30 years for numerous felonies. You may have him under a different name since he had several aliases.
Sorry about the condition - ours were even worse."
I'm wondering if some of those felonies were for overdue library books?